Ironically Iconic.

an episode of supernatural:

a summary

person:

screams

person:

runs around and does nothing productive to get his/herself out of current situation

person:

well fuck

DUN DUN

~supernatural~

sam:

hey dean

dean:

no sam i'll protect you

sam:

uh

dean:

I SAID I'LL FUCKING PROTECT YOU

sam:

ok dean

sam and dean:

we're cops

everyone:

lol ok

sam and dean:

WHAT HAPPEN HERE

some guy:

idk like some1 died or something???

sam and dean:

wat about u

relative of dead person:

chRIST I ALREADY TALKED TO THE FUCKING COPS

sam and dean:

no you didn't

relative of dead person:

ok. i don't know they came out of nowhere like idk what happened i'm so sad right now

sam and dean:

wow yea u look pretty sad rn ok whatev bye

later~

sam:

I GET WIFI IN EVERY SHITTY DICK MOTEL

dean:

cheeseburger

sam:

research

dean:

diner food

sam and dean:

AH IT MUST BE THIS ONE THING THAT IT OBVIOUSLY ISN'T

bobby:

idjits

sam and dean:

fight creature

creature:

lol no

sam:

it... not ded???? how???????

dean:

sassy comment~

relative of dead:

hey what's the haps

dean:

we think it's this thing you've probably never heard of and/or is crazy as shit

relative of dead:

WHAT

relative of dead:

ok

sam:

I KNOW HOW TO KILL IT

dean:

i'll protect u

sam:

.......................................................k

sam and dean:

BURNIN' BODIES n shit

dean:

looking into the fire with passion

sam:

dean wtf

dean:

i don't want to talk about it

sam:

ok-

dean:

I HATE DEMONS DAD IS DEAD AND THIS MORNING I DROPPED MY PIE ON THE GROUND AND TODAY HAS JUST BEEN A REALLY BAD DAY ALSO DID I MENTION DAD'S DEAD

sam:

RANDOM-ASS CONFESSION~

dean:

wow frick u sam

eric kripke:

haha later bitches

teatective:

I just imagined John filming Sherlock doing the ice bucket challenge because Greg tagged him and he’s just all pissy and stroppy cause he’s cold and wet and John is laughing very hard, so at the end he yells “I NOMINATE JOHN WATSON” and throws a bucket of ice water at John and the camera

(via theinsanesherlockfandom)

missespeon:

my brain: there is literaly a 0 percent chance the fictional shit from creepy games will show up irl in your kitchen

me: but its dark and scary

(via monobeartheater)

glendajpg:

OMG

jem-love13:

Did you say clouds and sunsets?

(via luisewebsiteba)

chemicall-timelowmance:

quiet-dominant:

submissivefeminist:

wearethefracturedskies:

okay
today i wore a v-neck to school, something that is totally normal for 99% of the girls there, one of the girls in my french class was wearing one similar to mine in fact.
but my french teacher came up to me and told me that i was out of dress code and that i was asking for something to happen to me.
and all day long i had to slap guys who found it perfectly okay to grab them.
im a 32DDD, 5’1, and 115 pounds. due to this im known around the school as the walking boobs, the girl who grew in other places, and BITS. I constantly get called a whore and a tease. 
Girls are always accusing their boyfriends of sleeping with me.
and there have been times when i have had to tell teachers that my eyes are up here.
i grew boobs in the eighth grade, i was a DD then, and i cant tell you how many fights i got into with guys who thought it was alright to stick their faces in them. 
the point of all of this is that its bullshit. 
i should be able to wear a v neck to school without worrying about who is going to grab my boobs next, or who is going to throw a gum wrapper in them, or what girls are going to say next.

Fuck that shit! I would report any teacher that needs to be reminded not to stare at your chest. That is not okay in any sense.
Also, I’d say screw slut-shaming, but this isn’t even a matter of dressing how one wants, but a matter of a woman’s natural state being the reason that men think it’s okay to sexual harass or assault her.
Large breasts are not an invitation.
Large breasts are not an invitation.
LARGE BREASTS ARE NOT AN INVITATION.
Are we clear?
xx SF

Reblog and Amplify.

I had to reblog this because she’s not even showing that much cleavage. But she’s totally right. Large breasts are NOT AN INVITATION.

chemicall-timelowmance:

quiet-dominant:

submissivefeminist:

wearethefracturedskies:

okay

today i wore a v-neck to school, something that is totally normal for 99% of the girls there, one of the girls in my french class was wearing one similar to mine in fact.

but my french teacher came up to me and told me that i was out of dress code and that i was asking for something to happen to me.

and all day long i had to slap guys who found it perfectly okay to grab them.

im a 32DDD, 5’1, and 115 pounds. due to this im known around the school as the walking boobs, the girl who grew in other places, and BITS. I constantly get called a whore and a tease. 

Girls are always accusing their boyfriends of sleeping with me.

and there have been times when i have had to tell teachers that my eyes are up here.

i grew boobs in the eighth grade, i was a DD then, and i cant tell you how many fights i got into with guys who thought it was alright to stick their faces in them. 

the point of all of this is that its bullshit. 

i should be able to wear a v neck to school without worrying about who is going to grab my boobs next, or who is going to throw a gum wrapper in them, or what girls are going to say next.

Fuck that shit! I would report any teacher that needs to be reminded not to stare at your chest. That is not okay in any sense.

Also, I’d say screw slut-shaming, but this isn’t even a matter of dressing how one wants, but a matter of a woman’s natural state being the reason that men think it’s okay to sexual harass or assault her.

  • Large breasts are not an invitation.
  • Large breasts are not an invitation.
  • LARGE BREASTS ARE NOT AN INVITATION.

Are we clear?

xx SF

Reblog and Amplify.

I had to reblog this because she’s not even showing that much cleavage. But she’s totally right. Large breasts are NOT AN INVITATION.

(Source: maybejustalittleemo, via monobeartheater)

claudiaboleyn:

Men are the most contrary creatures. 

claudiaboleyn:

Men are the most contrary creatures. 

(Source: plantboyprince, via monobeartheater)

vivyllons:

The bookstore in my town has a racism section in honor of Ferguson and it gives me a lot of hope

vivyllons:

The bookstore in my town has a racism section in honor of Ferguson and it gives me a lot of hope

(via monobeartheater)

guys:

uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying

guys:

ew fat chicks

guys:

why do girls care so much about shopping and romance and nail polish lol so annoying

guys:

ew crazy butch lesbian manly feminazis why can't they act more feminine lol

guys:

why do girls wear makeup they look so much better without it

guys:

oh i'm so sorry are you sick? tired? dying?

guys:

haha girls suck at math/science/sports

guys:

a girl who does math/science/sports? well? get back in the kitchen that shits not gonna get you a husband

guys:

why are girls so sensitive when we look at their boobs or something c'mon with that top you're asking for it

guys:

oh my god a gay guy just hit on me how fucking disgusting what a creeper doesn't he have any boundaries?

westeroni:

sketchlock:

genderfluidstrider:

jaegerirl:

fartgallery:

when you die and become a ghost are you forced to wear what you were wearing when you died for eternity or can you go to like Ghost Gap and buy some new ghost clothes

if theres ghost capitalism i swear to fuck ill be so mad

overthrow the boogeoisie

Wait I thought everyone was just forced to wear a sheet over their heads.

where do you think they get the sheets bruh.

bed bath and beyond the veil.

(via monobeartheater)

http://monobeartheater.tumblr.com/post/95509099503/croatoancore-no-no-no-but-hear-me-out-a

croatoancore:

no no no but hear me out

a lesbian ghost haunting her old apartment and falling for the new tenant

the ghost doing little things around the house while the girl is away, like trying to sort the mail or put the milk back into the fridge or get her keys from under the sofa

and…

gbpocket:

furbey:

No more meet me in the pit jokes

encounter me in the trench

(via broslasher)

mama-bird:

coffeeandklonopin:

coffeeandklonopin:

carpe diem - seize the day

carpe noctem - seize the night

carpe natem - seize the ass

Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.

carpe collum - seize the neck

(Source: caffeineandcartridges, via aheartfullofloveandfriends)

uglygirlcult:

he forgets he’s a ghost sometimes

(via monobeartheater)

nostalgic4disaster:

i swear every damn time i’m about to go to sleep a fall out boy member either tweets or has a baby

(via falloutindies)