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  • me: wait so when do you eat this traditional easter breakfast
  • my sister: omg how many times have i told you
  • me: i'm not up-to-date with the church stuff
  • my sister: up-to-date? it was 2000 years ago
  • me: i said i'm not up-to-date
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stay-ocean-minded:

maybe people would ask me stuff if i were attractive

(via hi)

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  • teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. i'll need your e-mail address.
  • me:
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  • me: tastybitch69@aol.com
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  • *runs for 10 minutes*
  • me: am i skinny yet?
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squeaktoy:

please love yourself and never ever ever upgrade to windows 8

(via awpj)

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loldork:

Depressing thought: in a 100 years almost everyone that’s alive now will be dead and the world will be inhabited by 10 billion or so completely new people.

(via awpj)

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katkinkat:

i wish i could say “?????????” in real life it would be very useful

(via awpj)

Source: baebees
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floweranger:

do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown

(via hi)

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jeannette-m:

the-broken-daughter-of-gabriel:

consulting-detective-with-a-box:

chrisletoepine:

it’s the year 2081. facebook is now on a chip you implant into your hand that allows you to type your status in midair. twitter can be controlled with thoughts. tumblr still has the same damn video player.

and the BBC finally announced that Sherlock series 4 will premiere January 1st 2082

Madagascar 273 is out. They still haven’t found New York.

Yeah, sounds about right.

(via thats-how-we-roll-in-the-shire)

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imdadcter:

doctorwhofanpagegroup:

thetasrose:

thefourteenthdoctor:

Ten and Rose

I fully believe that this is what goes on in the Doctor’s mind when Rose is near.

in the first photo..

doctor- LETS GO ROSE!

I believe it’s ALLONSY

(via isbjorns)

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wodkat:


oops
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straight-on-til-neverland:

Steve + shields

Shut the front door. I just noticed the Star on the car door in the second gif

(via isbjorns)

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jaclcfrost:

you ever just want to hold a character

cradle their head in your hands

speak in a soothingly quiet sort of voice

"you deserve so much more

(via vatikhancameo)

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benedictsolo:

I miss your sass, Gabriel.

(via cakeyhankerson)

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lameborghini:

*lovingly calls u a lil shit*

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